Chronically Caffeinated Nurse Tee
In stock now · Ships in 1–2 business days.
For the ones running on coffee and spite. A skeleton nurse in scrubs — stethoscope, RN badge, chugging a to-go coffee like it's the only thing holding the shift together. "PO Q4H PRN." You know the dose.
Cream vintage-distressed ink on heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 black. Hand-pressed one at a time in a limited batch — restocked only when it sells out, never a numbered scarce drop. This is the everyday one you'll actually reach for.
- Blank: Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz heavyweight
- Print: DTF, cream on black, vintage distress
- Fit: Boxy / oversized — size down for a fitted look
- Ships: In stock, out the door in 1–2 business days
Every order ships free. Add the Coffee IV design and the second tee is 10% off.
Size guide
Measured flat · inches
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.6 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 29.4 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
Chest is measured across, one inch below the armhole. Sleeve is from centre back. Easiest check: lay a shirt you already like flat and compare.
Superior quality.
Lasting comfort.
Printed and hand pressed in the USA
No factory and no middleman. Every shirt is pressed one at a time in California by the founder, a practicing ICU nurse.
Worn in hospitals statewide
On real nurses, through real twelve-hour shifts. Every design gets worn on the unit before it ever goes up for sale.
Built to last
Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton, side-seamed. DTF printed so the design flexes with the fabric instead of sitting on top of it and cracking.
All day comfort
Heavyweight cotton in a boxy, relaxed cut that only gets softer with wear. No tight sleeves, no clinging — on shift or off.
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Common questions
What size should I get?
True to size with a relaxed, roomy cut. The founder is 5'9", 205 lb and wears XL for a regular fit, or L for a closer fit through the arms. Size up one for a fully oversized look. Most women size down one for relaxed, or two for fitted.
What blank do you print on?
Comfort Colors 1717 in black — 6.1 oz heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, with a curved hem. Designs are DTF printed in premium cream ink. It runs roomier than a Gildan or Bella+Canvas at the same size label.
How fast does it ship?
Everything is in stock and pressed already. Orders go out in 1–2 business days from California. Shipping is free on orders over $60, otherwise a flat $6.99.
How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, and don't iron directly over the print. Treated that way a DTF print stays sharp and flexible for the life of the shirt.
Who actually makes these?
One person. Designed, printed, packed, and shipped by a working ICU nurse between shifts — not print-on-demand and not drop-shipped.
Can I return or exchange it?
Yes. Reach out and we'll sort out a size swap or a return — the full terms are on the refund policy page.
