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Comfort Colors 1717 blanks, full back print, relaxed boxy cut. Hand-pressed one at a time in California. Sizes are limited — when one sells out it stays out until the next press.
Coming soon
It's Giving Sepsis
The next one. A heavyweight crewneck — blackletter across the back, skeleton hands gripping the words, the payoff line in crimson. Drawn by hand, on paper, between shifts.
- Crewneck — 8.25oz ring-spun fleece
- Preorder opens shortly
- Limited first run
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Chronically Caffeinated Nurse Tee
$38.00
S M L XL
Coffee IV Nurse Tee — Bolus If Tolerated
$38.00
S M L XL
Personalized Nurse Tee — Your Unit, Your Name
$48.00
Chronically Caffeinated / S Chronically Caffeinated / M Chronically Caffeinated / L Chronically Caffeinated / XL Coffee IV / S Coffee IV / M Coffee IV / L Coffee IV / XL
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Sold out
Designs that ran out. Everything gets pressed by hand in small runs, so a sell-out means the next press, not the end — these come back.
Outfitting a floor or a cohort? Bulk pricing from twelve shirts, or your unit's own artwork from twenty-four. Free shipping and mixed sizes either way.
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